Comments on Alright Hamilton!: How Not to Display Your World Series Trophy

I went on a tour last week and saw them all locked...

2010-11-15T01:09:01.076-06:00

I went on a tour last week and saw them all locked up in the fancy-schmancy champs club. I love my Twins, but FUCK THEM for pulling that crap.

I think you have to play in September before you h...

2010-11-13T11:51:44.242-06:00

I think you have to play in September before you have the right to vent about issues like that. Musta bonked his vagina as well as his dome when he slid into 2nd in Toronto.

Yeah, I had the same reaction, Andrew. When I went...

2010-11-12T09:05:03.314-06:00

Yeah, I had the same reaction, Andrew. When I went to the open house and then wrote my official review, it ended up devolving into a rant against the Twins enthusiastic application of their version of a capitalistic caste system.

And it looks like Morneau has jumped on the Complain Train as well. He actually e-mailed the Star Tribune to say the fences should be moved in. Who the hell does he think he is?

William Jennings Bryan couldn't have said it a...

2010-11-11T13:57:50.335-06:00

William Jennings Bryan couldn't have said it any better. Stupid rich people. They have access to all the cool stuff.

Just kidding. They should put them both right in the middle of the batter's eye. Suck on that glare, Cuddy.

Yeah, I remember being disappointed when I was giv...

2010-11-11T12:39:45.514-06:00

Yeah, I remember being disappointed when I was given a tour of Target Field last winter and I found out that's where the trophies were being held. I remember writing on my blog that although Target Field would be a huge improvement over the Metrodome, there would certainly be tons of differences just based on which ticket you bought.