Comments on Alright Hamilton!: Sometimes people bring beach balls to the Metrodom...

When boos from the Beach Ball Supporters are so lo...

2009-06-05T15:21:27.686-05:00

When boos from the Beach Ball Supporters are so loud that you (and average fan in an average section) become confused and try to figure out what kind of play you just missed that would cause those boos. Then you finally realize it was just the Beach Ball Supporters booing at an usher. Now, that’s just sad.

No I never brought a beach ball to anything ever. ...

2009-06-05T13:47:21.205-05:00

No I never brought a beach ball to anything ever.

I love Carl Crawford. I wish we had him instead of Delmon right now. Yes I said it.

Watching a beachball bounce around the metrodome c...

2009-06-05T10:56:53.880-05:00

Watching a beachball bounce around the metrodome crowd gives me a headache..yet I can't look away.

It's pretty funny when an outfielder will pick a fallen beachball and then throw it back to the crowd. Fuckin' carl crawford.

*effected

2009-06-05T01:05:08.183-05:00

*effected

Biz, have you ever brought a beach ball anywhere? ...

2009-06-05T01:04:44.426-05:00

Biz, have you ever brought a beach ball anywhere? Even the beach? Beach balls suck, they are too easily effect by the wind.

I hear what you're saying, Biz. We are all all...

2009-06-05T00:39:07.173-05:00

I hear what you're saying, Biz. We are all allowed to act a little young and stupid when we are young and stupid. But have you ever actually brought a beach ball to a baseball game?

Daymonster = brilliant marketing strategist.

2009-06-05T00:17:23.190-05:00

Daymonster = brilliant marketing strategist.

to be fair, when i was 19-22 I loved getting waste...

2009-06-05T00:16:38.991-05:00

to be fair, when i was 19-22 I loved getting wasted at Twins games and had a lot of fun hitting the beach ball when it came to me. And even though I think these college kids are idiots, I'd be a hypocrite if I complained about them now that I am older.

What I can rip on are loud idiot drunks who try and start the wave at the wrong time and tough guy assholes, because even when i was younger i always thought those people sucked.

I am going to bring some giant beach balls with &q...

2009-06-04T22:24:43.974-05:00

I am going to bring some giant beach balls with "ALRIGHT HAMILTON!" written on them and send them flying everywhere.

We don't need no cowbells or rally monkies, ei...

2009-06-04T14:29:33.907-05:00

We don't need no cowbells or rally monkies, either, I tells ya!

At a college graduation I attended recently, many beach balls were bouncing around the crowd and the assembled graduates in the outdoor amphitheater. But, hey, it was California, and we weren't there to watch anything, really. Just to be there. And the beach balls weren't flying during the speeches or the walk across the stage, so actually it was kind of OK.

The air horns, on the other hand -- annoying.

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A few weeks ago Wednesday, I witnessed a man actin...

2009-06-04T14:19:05.015-05:00

A few weeks ago Wednesday, I witnessed a man acting out and voicing his opinion on having multiple beachballs being smacked back and forth between an abundance of college age dudes. The 40 something man stood, spiked a ball, and stabbed it with the pen with which he was taking score. Can you believe the college dudes were ready to throw the gloves for such an offense!? The man ended up being removed (hopefully to the front row) by security guards, because there were so many people yelling at him. I wish student night's tickets were for the seats behind the curtain. Putting those dudes in their own little playpen, where they can poop their pants without us seeing it.
-Holmer